* If my players attempt to con the cat people pirates by posing as a space alien who is also an epic level wizard, I may not let them succeed. It is far too ridiculous.

* I may not remedy plot holes by giving a doppelgänger ADHD.

* My players are not capable of tricking the space time continuum into thinking they're gods.
** My players ARE capable of intimidating a god into blessing a car so that it can successfully run over ghosts.
*** The chauffeur of said car is named James, even though his name is Barney.