Well, this looks bleak. I hope that the Crystal GM's sale was yet to go through.
Well, this looks bleak. I hope that the Crystal GM's sale was yet to go through.
Me: I gather the corpses of the orcs!
DM: And give them a proper funeral?
Me: No silly, I gather then up and glue them together into a statue of me!
DM: But how- Why- You're playing an animated table! You can't gather things! You lack arms!
Other player: That's your problem with that statement?
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