Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XI: I May Not Postpone Naming My Thread

[Guizonde]

*I do not have weapon proficiency with hornets' nests.

and old one, but one i'm still getting into trouble flirting with:

**no weaponizing animals ever again.
***if there's a theoretical way i can find a loophole to the above, preemptively banned. this includes but isn't limited to strapping proxy mines to rats and waiting for the inevitable (even if it's not my fault somebody got close to a booby trap)
****"accidentally" provoking a stampede of velociraptors is precisely what the above is referring to.
*****preemptively banned playing druid. using a warmount to charge into combat is still fair game.
******if i get a call from any "defense of animals" organization for my ideas and behavior towards wildlife, i will be bound, gagged, and delivered to their hq.