Chris: "Can I offer a suggestion?"
GM: "You do what?"
Digo: "He's casting Suggestion. Roll a will save."

Chris: I rode The Kracken 10 times in a row once."
Mel: "Why did you do that?"
Chris: "Because I couldn't do 12."
GM: "What do you use for a stomach?"

Digo: "So what's this going to cost us?"
Chris: "Um... wow."
Digo: "Wow? What's wow? Explain how much is wow."
Chris: "It's somewhere between ouch and ping!"

GM: "You think the Free City bureaucracy is bad? The imperial capital is layers deeper."
Digo: "The red tape comes in 3 flavors?"

GM: "No, I won't make you roll a check for Hobbs."
Digo: "That's a check of a different stripe."
Chris: "He's not Czech, he's Indian."
Digo: "Okay, well if you're going to get catty about it."
Chris: "I just thought that this was the purr-fect moment to correct the record."
GM: "The drummer throws his sticks to the floor and leaves."

GM: "And Chris is... not here."
Digo: "His flight was delayed at the gate spell."

Digo: "I got to see a wizard in the morning about some tentacles."
Chris: "... ... ..."
Digo: "I promise it has nothing to do with anime."
Chris: "Okay, good. It's breakfast and I don't want to deal with hen-thai food."

GM: "The room majored in library, minored in study."

Digo: "It's a friendly room, but you'll have to buy it dinner first."

Chris: "So, eiter Bag of Holding or in someone's shoe?"
Mel: "That would be uncomfortable."
Digo: "Well, it could be worn like a toe ring."
Efrit: "Know that any thief who tries to take this from you will suffer a very uncomfortable and wet end."
Chris: "Into the bag of holding it goes."

GM: "Benedryl isn't so much a sedative as a mugging in pill form."