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Digo: "I got to see a wizard in the morning about some tentacles."
Chris: "... ... ..."
Digo: "I promise it has nothing to do with anime."
Chris: "Okay, good. It's breakfast and I don't want to deal with hen-thai food."
*Slow clap of appreciation*

Sypher: "Why does my new body look like a 12-year-old?"
Rivit: "Cut me some slack, I'm working with limited resources."
Sypher: "We're in an electronics supply warehouse."
Rivit: "I prefer quality over quantity."

Buster: "I'm not f*****g the platypus!"

Nyfe: "Fire the Loli Cannon!"
Dealer: Where do you guys come up with these names?

Wyzz: "Why do you constantly put us within the blast radius!?"
Buster: "Maxim 20: If you're not willing to shell your own position, you aren't willing to win!"

Rivit: "I don't like walking over the corpses of my comrades."
Nyfe: "You know they're just roombas, right?"
Rivit: "They were still part of Sypher!"

Wyzz: "Again, how is it that you manage to find or make weapons no matter where we go?"
Buster: "Maxim 24: Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from a really big gun."

Dealer: I see you're all suffering from the Dopeler effect again.
Nyfe: What's that?
Dealer: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you smarter. Given the high velocity at which you're throwing them, they must seem absolutely brilliant.

Wyzz: "Attention evil loosers: We have taken control of all your facilities, your systems are now under our cotrol."
Dealer: Don't.
Wyzz: *wide grin*
Dealer: Don't you dare!
Wyzz: "All your base are belong to us!"
Dealer: Damnit!