Campaign Quotes, No Context Edition VI: Good. Bad. I'm the one with the pun.

[Joe the Rat]

"You survived trolls to almost get mauled by a boar?"
"You don't get it, that beast was hellish in proportions and aggressiveness. I swear, as it was about to gore me to death, he screamed at me: 'CALL ME MR. PIG!'"

I think every gaming group has a Boar Horror Story.