Campaign Quotes, No Context Edition VI: Good. Bad. I'm the one with the pun.

[Gallade]

Bard: "Let's use the Lantern of Life to resurrect him, quick!"
Barbarian:"Wait a bleeping minute. He was a venerable Kobold. You're going to waste the one resurrection we may have in the entire adventure on someone who literally taunted the guy who was stabbing him to death and will live maybe one more year after this is all over?"
Bard:"Ah, you're right...let's use our Wish to reincarnate him!"

"You do realize that since the two of them got together they never had a single chance to 'do it', right? What I'm saying is, should any of you ask her if you can 'steal him for a minute', that's the same thing as taking the food bowl away from a hungry puppy. Except the puppy will probably paralyze you, cocoon you and display you as a warning to the others."

"These cats o' nine tails are a real bargain. They're just eight coins each, that's less than one coin per tail"

"No, you can't get your princess back from the dragon by trading her with your flask of endless sake. Orochi he ain't."