Campaign Quotes, No Context Edition VI: Good. Bad. I'm the one with the pun.

[DigoDragon]

Spoiler: Responses!

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impulse... control... dropping... must obey... trigger discipline!!

I know, right? We could have wrapped this dungeon up in a nice burnt crisp and be home in time for Linner.

Alright, I'm lost. Google isn't helping.

I'm sure it's innuendo.

"Fine, okay, you win. Tentacles can be used to play guitar."

Well, yeah, they could. But how are they with a saxophone?

Wizard: That's 18 or... 6. Gotta love natural 1s.

Like an ingrown toenail.

"You do realize that since the two of them got together they never had a single chance to 'do it', right? What I'm saying is, should any of you ask her if you can 'steal him for a minute', that's the same thing as taking the food bowl away from a hungry puppy. Except the puppy will probably paralyze you, cocoon you and display you as a warning to the others."

That would be a pretty effective warning for anyone NOT a PC. ;)

Digo: "I'll try to get there as close to midnight as possible, but without going over."
Mel: "This is not 'The Price is Right'."
Nick: "He's meeting the Thieves guild, there's always a price that's right."

Nick: "Oh, so it's Eddie the after dinner mint."

Merchant: "So what particular spell did you want?"
Chris: "Mount."
Merchant: "Sorry, I'm not into you."
Nick: "But isn't this the Adventurer's guild?"
Chris: "I'm not going on that kind of adventure."
Nick: "Not with that attitude you won't."

Chris: "I'm the one with the elfen magic."
Nick: "I'm the one who carried the elf!"
Chris: "Hmm, good point."

Nick: "That's gonna be a bone if you run full tilt on your phantom steed and hit an antimagic zone."

Digo: "It's not the cooties I worry about, it's the backwash."

Digo: "I'll buy two quivers worth."
GM: "Pfft, okay, epilepsy all around."
Nick: "Here's your Robin Hood starter set."
Digo: "Suction cups on the arrow tips? Really?"
Chris: "Who was the previous owner, Daffy Duck?"

Nick: "You wear this hat and it comes with a free bowl of soup, but it looks good on you."

GM: "He witnessed an execution and then built Habitats for Orcs."

Chris: "I can make a light horse, or a pony."
Digo: "The light horse shines out to 60 feet."
Chris: "I don't even have to stable them. I'll name him Tesla. He's self parking."

GM: "We're all workers in a technological society. Pages and Paychecks."

Nick: "Four bells and the king's a fink!"
Digo: "What, are you the Wizard of Id?"
Nick: "Yeah."

Digo: "Can you ask your patron god for tips on fighting blue dragons?"
Bahamut: "Don't get eaten."
Digo: "How about some advice not written on a Crackerjack box?"

GM: "Ethan is 4 by 4 by 4."
Digo: "Built like a dwarf."

Chris: "Did we get the insurance on the horses?"
Digo: "Like a good neighbor, Stablefarm is there?"

Mayor: "I was informed that you are... down one horse?"
Digo: "No, it was resurrected."
GM: "Freya you mean?"
Nick: "No, that was princess Luna with the coffee."
GM: "Oh that's right, the dragon with the wings."
Digo: "Yeah, it was a weird night."

Nick: "Let's replace the tiger's litter box with pop-rocks and see what happens."