Campaign Quotes, No Context Edition VI: Good. Bad. I'm the one with the pun.

[Gallade]

Barbarian:"If I used my wish to grow my ear back, would that be a dumb wish?"
NPC: "Nope, that would be a deaf wish."
Bard OOC: "I use Vocal Alteration to get that weird demonic reverberating voice, you know the one. And then I say..."
"...DIE!"

Djnn:"Come on, what do you wish for? Power? Money? Beautiful scantily clad genies of your favoured gender? Removing GoT spoilers from your head?"
Barbarian:"Well, since I'm a barbarian I was thinking of wishing to become a Plant creature."
Djinn:"A...plant creature?"
Barbarian:"Yeah. A Rhubarb-arian!"
DM OOC: "Can you wish for a sense of humor instead?"

DM: "Alright, the gig with the Genie was bad. Next thing you'll be playing as Mrs.Doubtfire."
Djinn: "I've done that once, can do that again!"

Ninja: "Just go ask Cthulhu if he has any ice cream left!"