Quote Originally Posted by Guizonde View Post
Ultimately he sent a goblin excursion to their city, and it failed spectacularly because in his words:" your sister is a rune-priest, your dad is an architect specialized in siege fortifications, and your cousin is a dwarven defender. if your clan is a micro-cosm of your city, they eat goblin hordes for breakfast. the contents of your letter make you feel like they had an uneventful tuesday." i think the dm just wanted some action in my otherwise vanilla-plain family backstory.
That is hilarious and perfect.