Re: How do you make the "I'm an orphan" backstory interesting?
Originally Posted by Lord Torath
"Neither of my parents showed up for my birth! I... I was raised by South American ocelots!"
Reminds me of Rincewind's mother running away before he was born.
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Originally Posted by Safety Sword
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Originally Posted by TeChameleon
- If it's something mortals were not meant to know, I've already found six different ways to blow myself and/or someone else up with it. Gnomish proverb
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