*if i get pants thrown at me, i must not immediately assume it was due to something i did when in fact another player simply can't hold her drink.
**no more muscat at the gaming table.

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muscat is a very sweet white wine that has so much sugar in it, people forget it's bordering on fortified wine territory in terms of strength. it can get you giggling silly in two glasses. the player was not accustomed to that, and decided to take off her pants because she was hot, and proceeded to throw her pants at me... never playing with her drunk again. we had to call the one-shot off because of it. people were in stitches and lost the will to keep gaming.