Maestro, the music, if you please.

Ahem.

I maintain that I've killed more people accidentally or in self-defense than I have deliberately. It's a dubious reassurance at best, given most seem to be able to go their whole life without accidentally wandering into a camp and slaughtering everyone inside. Often I sit awake at night and ponder just how much of a moron I must be.

To be fair, though, it's not like I'm the only idiot around...
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