Jeyne
Jeyne points her heavy crossbow aiming at what she imagines is the center of the room and fires her heavy crossbow.
The recoil takes her by surprise and she comically screams as the crossbow slams into her ribcage and then drops the crossbow on the ground.
Embarrassed she picks up the crossbow and hands it to Ilnesh, "Perhaps you'd be a better shot."
Spoiler
Heavy Crossbow (1d20-1)[11] vs AC ?? and (1d100)[14] (low misses) for concealment for (1d10)[4] points of damage.