Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XI: I May Not Postpone Naming My Thread

[Guizonde]

I was picturing most of these being used as improvised bludgeoning weapons actually.

is there any other way of using said "weapons"?

i mean, let's be honest: there's a right way, and a wrong way. in this case, the wrong way is "not turning something into a paste by repeated application of x in the hindat close quarters".