Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XI: I May Not Postpone Naming My Thread

[Guizonde]

****The bottom halves of centaurs are not an acceptable food material.

y tho?

i mean, sure, horse meat tastes a bit foul, but compared to say... long pig? i don't know which one i'd try first. a centaur offers both options!

*cannibalism is not a commonly accepted tradition in all the settings i play in.
** unless i am a monstrous race, i'm not allowed to consider the bard emergency rations, despite multiple precedents.