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Rose: “Well I am a connoisseur of food.”
GM: “Says the mare that’ll not only eat everything put in front of her, but on three separate occasions has eaten something technically not classified as a 'food'.”
...why do so many of your companions remind me of Blackjack from Project Horizons?

Brune: "The fowl is belching lightning."

Laurence: "Do we all have to go in the spooky evil cave?"
Brune: "No. Conrad can stay on the ship with the other chicken."
Laurence: "HEY!"

Rugar: "FORE!"
Laurence: "Wrong game."

Brune: "Here, drink this poison!"

Minion: "I found the ring!"
Evil Boss: "That's a chicken."
Minion: "The ring is in the chicken!"

Laurence: "Nobody touches my c**k without my consent!"
Delilah: "Phrasing!"

Evil Boss: "Stop fighting the inevitable, give me the bird and be gone!"
Laurence: "We'd love to, but the fox censors won't allow us."
Chip (Brune's animal companion): "Yip! Yip! Yip!"

Boss: "Prepare to face my champion... GONAD THE GIRTHY!"
*Big Ogre in a loincloth lumbers in*
Delilah: "SWEET MERCIFUL FUNNEL CAKE MY EYES!"