Quote Originally Posted by GreatWyrmGold View Post
Okay, fair enough. I've been guilty of the same. (Though I tend to prefer making shorter, more complicated statements instead of repeating variations on the same simple one. Personal taste, of course.)
Forgot to answer this -- what I was trying to do there was lay out a set of differing options in such a way that I covered all the bases and got down to "but the one thing you can't do is have your cake and eat it too."