Pendragon has been going lately, and we got a gem.

Christian Knight: If you win this contest I will convert to Paganism, and if I win you will have to pay me 20£!
Pagan Knight: Good to know, a Christian Soul is worth 20£.


Pagan Knight 1: Damn, my wife died and I still don't have any sons.
Pagan Knight 2: Oh, that is alright, I have at least six spar bastards, you can take your pick!