DM: The door doesn't open.
Barbarian: I back up against the opposite wall, and ram into the door with a shoulder tackle.
DM: Strength roll, please.
Barbarian: *rolls a 3*
DM: The door remains closed, and you hurt your shoulder a little...
Barbarian: Well ****
Bard: I PULL the door open.
DM: It opens....
Barbarian: WTF
DM: Actually, it was supposed to be magically locked, but that was just too good to pass up...
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2017-11-27, 06:37 AM (ISO 8601)Ogre in the Playground
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Re: Campaign Quotes, No Context Edition VI: Good. Bad. I'm the one with the pun.
"Sleeping late might not be a virtue, but it sure aint no vice. The old saw about the early bird and the worm just goes to show that the worm should have stayed in bed."
- L. Long
I think, therefore I get really, really annoyed at people who won't.
"A plucky band of renegade short-order cooks fighting the Empire with the power of cheap, delicious food and a side order of whup-ass."
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