Lucis: Gee, I wonder why the royal family has been making so many bad decisions lately?
Sinclair: Inbreeding.

Spectre: I'm going down to meet him.
Katari: Wait! I frisk him first.
Sinclair: Guns, guns, more guns, a dagger, guns...
Katari: And a grenade hidden up his butt.

Katari: I am a holy man. I am filled with holes.
Sinclair: He is more bullet than man now.

Sinclair: Non, I am only programmed to hand out ze delicious snacks and make snide insults disguised as complements.
Sinclair: Zat is a nice outfit you are wearing, sir.

Lucis: You've just made up like 30 middle names for my character!
GM: Yes, and all of them are real.
Lucis: Great.

Sinclair: Then it's agreed! I hearby declare a royal battle! As such I, Mr. Referee, shall act as referee!

Sinclair: As I recall, the last time we saw Ax's mech it was on fire and it was filled with fire and also made of fire.
Fauna: And parts were falling off it that were being replaced by fire.

Katari: I expect a portal to open up and Fauna's hand to appear through it and slap me.

GM: You dive into the potted plant.

Rival: Well, ****!
Sinclair: We found his catchphrase!