Quote Originally Posted by Dragor View Post
He doesn't need a weapon, when he could probably announce he's doing a Bull Rush and charge straight into the enemy. Probably armour; this will either make him look extremely cool or absolutely hilarious.
My guess is, Parson will think it looks excellent, and everyone else will think it looks stupid.

Quote Originally Posted by Cobra Ikari
Exactly why a toiletless world would have plungers is beyond me, though...
It's probably an Arkentool.