Originally Posted by
LaZodiac
Also I feel like the entire point of the stapler story is the joke of WHY she stapled herself. She wanted to put up a poster with staples, but since the poster was ALREADY on her wall, with push pins, she decided to put the staple in "only a little bit" so she could move the poster underneath it so she could finish pushing the staple in. So she held up her hand to the wall, put the staplegun to her finger so she could use he finger to hold the staple up, and then stapled down.
She proceeds to yell for Dad to come into the room, "and don't laugh". He walks down to her room. After a brief moment we hear laughing and she just screams "I SAID DON'T LAUGH".
Aaah...good times. This is one of the nice and positive stories.