Quote Originally Posted by 2D8HP View Post
In writing, I tend to use 'e (short for she or he, as in "let's find out what 'e will say), and 'em (short for them, but I'm using it for her or him, but a bit problematic 'cause it sounds more like him or 'im, sorry 'bout that).

In speech though, it makes me sound a bit like I'm imitating **** Van **** in Mary Poppins.

I 'aven't called anyone "squire" or guvnah yet though.

But that would be AWESOME!
1. Talk with Van's accent all day. Call everyone "squire" and "guvnah."

2. When people inevitably ask what you're doing, pretend you don't know what they're talking about.

3. Go back to normal the next day. Continue pretending nothing unusual happened.

C'mon, you know you want to.