Originally Posted by
The_Weirdo
And, pray tell, just what could Hilgya possibly have done to justify being forcibly married off? I mean, without getting into the inane and absurd "She musta dun sumthin!1!" line of thought I somehow had to face in these very threads. What? What warrants being forcibly married off to a turnip at crossbow point?
Give me one example of thing that might justify marrying Hilgya off that doesn't qualify as "I pulled this from a very special region of my anatomy". Even one.