I was gonna participate in this one, but I ran out of time. Probably a good thing; I would have been the lowball in this field of ingenuity. Nonetheless, presented for amusement, the stubbiest of stub builds:
"Handsome" Hugh Harris, the Happy Hellbred (body) Hexblade 6
ACF: Dark Companion

Feats:
EWP Elven Courtblade
Weapon Finess
Power Attack
Ability Focus, and lots of it!

Bonus Devil Touched feats:
Devil Touched
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