Customer Service: Rants, Raves, Back Pats, and Appreciation

[WarKitty]

My wife does this to me.

Me: Where is the <insert item always in the fridge>.

Wife (whom I love and adore): In the kitchen.

Me: But where is it?

Wife (whom I love and adore): In the fridge.

Me: But where in the fridge?

Wife (whom I love and adore): I don't know.

Presumably, however, she is not simultaneously complaining about how you're useless because you can't even find one item in the fridgge.