Relationship Woes and Advice XXVIII: Happy and Perfect!

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I don't know what that term means. Care to elaborate?

I think it's a reference to a game called The Sims:
https://www.carls-sims-3-guide.com/t...ssromantic.php

I can understand why FinnLassie wants to be rid of it - reading romance novels strikes me as boring.