The One True Law vs Chaos Alignment Rubric

[Pleh]

1. If an antagonist is wet, sticky or soft, it is Chaotic.
2. If an antagonist is dry, crunchy or hard, it is Lawful.
3. The first two rules invert when dealing with allies.
4. The first three rules invert when dealing with aquatic life.
5. Anything that matches both or neither criteria is Neutral.

Shark: animals are defined as neutral.

By One: Sharks are chaotic. By Three, Animal Companion variants invert to lawful. By Four, both of these invert.

They are wet, but not hard or crunchy, so they are not neutral.

Yet being animals defines them as neutral.

Have I disproven your theory?

Edit. If shark might qualify as "hardc or "crunchy" I'll dock your theory points for lack of clarity and resubmit the same question with octopus or squid.