Pinkie: "ATTENTION EVERYPONY! THIS DONKEY IS REALLY BALD!!"
Wildcat: “I am not! I shave my mane, as per military tradition. An old one, but still!”
Sniper: *Cannot help but privately note the Commander established himself as a donkey*

Rose: “Good mare! You're doing great on this! Really need to push Love on top of wasteland ruffians. She knows how to work them.”
George Takei: “Oh myyyy.”
Rose: “Uh... wow, that was... not intentional.”

Sniper: “Love crit a magic check. All fear her EXPLOSIVE DEATH PUDDING!”

Love: “We really could use Twilight's magic rod.”
Rose: *Sees the low-hanging fruit - doesn't reach for it*

GM: “Hey now, she has a very serious disease. Protagonistism. She does reckless things, has prescience about what's about to happen, and doesn't remember her life before the point she woke up in a doctor's office. I'm afraid it's terminal.”

GM: (impersonating Rose) “I tire of this. OFF WITH THEIR HEADS!”

Rose: “it's time to ram those walls with the battering ram of friendship! If she explodes, then she explodes.”