This had me laugh hard enough to startle my cat and make him fall off the edge of the bed he was chilling on. So I laughed harder. Which caused me to almost knock my drink over my keyboard. Careful with your remarks, sir! They cause accidents!
Heaven forbid the players want to get off these railroad tracks. Even the smallest secret, the tiniest 'none of the above' choice could ruin the whole preplanned story - no sorry, 'plot'. It does explain the level of control freak that's emanating from all these posts, if it's all 'planned out'.
I shouldn't have read this before going to bed. I'm going to have nightmares about this kind of playstyle... *shudders*