On that note, are you aware of linguistic prescriptivism vs descriptivism? The short, probably badly put version is prescriptivism adheres to a very definitive sense of correct and incorrect (which is effectively arbitrarily frozen in time and also contains rules that are not universally agreed on or do not logically follow, such as no splitting infinitives or ending sentences in prepositions), while descriptivism better embraces a living language and holds the idea that effective communication is paramount (I am obviously biased towards one here, I should note). So hot water heater is not incorrect at all from a descriptivist view.
Of course, lunaticfringe and I already joked about this in the beginning of this thread, and it's not a hill in going to die on to begin with (especially not in this thread; I don't want to rain on anyone's parade), but I thought you and/or your dad might be interested in it.