Dorrin and Anastasiya start slowly circling the curious snowman, taking seemingly ages to do so, as the rest of you find a way to pass the time. You'd swear this is a perfectly normal - if ugly and bristling with fresh snow - snowman, but then, as you get within four yards or so, the snowman animates, thumping the sign with one clubby arm. "Can't you sods read? Says turn back! Go! Get lost!" before once agains falling silent and still, now with a distinctly sullen expression.

However, while the sight is indeed distracting, Dorrin gets the notion that the sprinkled snowflakes from the impact seem to flicker just so as they pass away from the snowman. You'd think that there is... something... in the ground and air around the snowman, something that seems to set the snowflakes abuzz and vibrates imperceptibly.