Quote Originally Posted by Lord Raziere View Post
Introducing a new medicine for witnessing all stupidly foolish actions: Palm! Apply directly to the forehead.

But yeah, this totally won't go horribly wrong. Watch, everyone will take her at word and go "oh really? that explains it Diane. Thank for informing us all at once and clearing this matter up as soon as possible in front of basically the entire school, we applaud you for your efficiency and willingness to speak the truth as loudly and to many people as possible, and providing us a topic of discussion to go with our lunch, it really spices things up, provides a breath of fresh air from the monotony of school life, y'know a sudden bout of spontaneity that we've been sorely lacking as of late, now that we know we will respect your candor and your boundaries and will never spread rumors about you ever again, we applaud your bravery, thank you."

For women there is an actual test for virginity. It isn't always reliable in that there can be false negatives, but there are no false positives that I've heard of, surgery may be possible?