El Goonish ShIVe: Damn It, Dan, Stop Teasing Us!

[Ibrinar]

For women there is an actual test for virginity. It isn't always reliable in that there can be false negatives, but there are no false positives that I've heard of, surgery may be possible?

Not always is an understatement and the hymen can survive sex actually so that is wrong too. And how is that relevant at all are you suggesting she goes to a doctor to get a hymen certificate and presents it to everyone? …