Quote Originally Posted by Nifft View Post
There's nothing wrong with your English -- it's the octopi who are at fault.

(I was taught to use "octopi" in an American school; it's weird but apparently acceptable, and I like how funny it sounds.)
And it's just one step away from an octo-pie, which is what happens when you cut a quiche into eight pieces. Double bonus points if it's made from an actual octopus.