GM: “Maintaining the natural state of the globe would be a lot easier if humans would accept eating dry shrubs.”
Doc: “Blech, I'll leave that to the goats and they can provide me cheese and meat instead.”
GM: “If you add some pond water to it and turn it into smoothies, you could probably make bank.”

Viridia: “Is anyone else looking for All-Bran Bonk or can Viridia go do that?”
Doc: “Is that a who or a what?”

Doc: “Okay, let’s see if I got this right on how the factions are coming together... Abbas is House, Halva represents the NCR, and the Olives are Caesar's Legion. All that's left is for Mirror to pull Doc aside and offer him the Wild Card questline to unlock the No Gods No Masters achievement.”
GM: “Mirror isn't a Yes Mare, that's awful. She's Doc's horse-wife for goodness sakes.”
Viridia: “I can't believe you've done this, Doc.”
Doc: “Mirror might be shouting yes a few times when Doc beds her on their honeymoon.”
GM: “…let’s stick with casual fantasy racism and the skirting of forum content rules.”