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Pitosu blinks.

"Are you sure you're vampires and not witches?"
"If we were WITCHES we could do this INTENTIONALLY!"
Crimsanne groused.
"We have no idea how this happened, but it always does."
Vermillia say, scratching her head.
"Last time we got bird meat we somehow cooked it into being more alive than it started."
"and the time before that we got a rabbit, we somehow cooked that into becoming crystal."
"At least its not as bad as the time we cooked hotdogs and they somehow turned out as lit dynamite...."
They say, listing off their various epic cooking failures.
"At least this time its edible. By the way, who wants the mutant F carrot?"