1. 2018-12-08, 07:27 AM (ISO 8601) - Top - End - #1296
    Guizonde
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    Default Re: Campaign Quotes, No Context Edition VI: Good. Bad. I'm the one with the pun.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DigoDragon View Post
    Theodore: "Our troll is... aggressively clueless."
    *cavernous voice: I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I'M DOING!!!


    josé: *casts blistering invective*
    dm: you throw the sickest burns you know and the mephits catch fire.
    free: *casts blistering invective, but throwing bad jokes instead of insults*
    dm: the mephits are laughing so hard they're in stitches.
    grimm: no, that's after i'm done with them.
    korinn: you don't have any aoe attacks.
    grimm: sure i do. i call it "threat range". and it takes more turns and actions than you do.
    dm: that's... optimistic?

    kami: so, josé's got a climbing speed now? does it require him to take his pants off to work?
    dm: uh, no it doesn't.
    kami: then why are his pants on top of my head again?!
    Last edited by Guizonde; 2018-12-08 at 07:31 AM.
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    regarding my choice of sustenance:
    Quote Originally Posted by Raimun View Post
    I'm going to judge you.
    My judgement is: That is awesome.
    Quote Originally Posted by DigoDragon View Post
    GM: “If it doesn't move and it should, use duct tape. If it moves and it shouldn't, use a shotgun.”
    dm is Miltonian, credit where credit is due.

    when in doubt,
    Quote Originally Posted by Anonymouswizard View Post
    Ask the beret wearing insect men of Athas.
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