I resent that entirely truthful remark.
Well, it's like the old saying. You can take a dwarf woman to a marriage at crossbow point, but you can't make her not bankrupt your entire family for your crime.
Or something involving horses and water.
Would it count if I argued that Hilgya should murder her entire family (minus herself and Kudzu)? Or maybe make herself and Kudzu into undead for a moment somehow, then Familicide herself, then raise herself and Kudzu back? I'm a helper, I am.