Campaign Quotes, No Context Edition VI: Good. Bad. I'm the one with the pun.

[Personification]

Wizard: I cast create pit to capture the 4 aspis consortium guards. *all 4 fail the save*
Druid: I shapeshift into an air elemental, take the whirlwind form and enter the pit.
...(several rounds later)
Wizard: Well, we have answered the question of "Aspis Consortium guards: Will they blend!"

As I always say, "it's easier to fit a camel through the eye of a needle if you use a blender."