Erfworld Merchandise Ideas

[Bounty]

I'll 34th the crap-golem idea..
and I'm actually buying a hamstard shirt as we speak...
How about a tuxedo-shirt style shirt that looks like you're wearing Parson's breastplate with his "crest" ?

What's the origin of the idiot button?

So you're proposing we make a shirt, that looks like a breastplate, that was designed to look like a shirt? One that, as previously mentioned, is already availible for sale?