Quote Originally Posted by Rebonack View Post
"Oh no, not portals!" Zee laments to the newcomer. "What sort of stuff were they doing? People tend to have some pretty divergent opinions on what would make the world worse."

Like how some people think toilet paper should be hung with the dangly side facing the wall.

Heathens.
Xena nods. Right? Portals are the worst, unless you're using them." Xena sighs when Zee asks what they were doing. "You see, I had an idea for a way to eliminate evil from the world. It was foolproof, it was quick, and it would also eliminate anything that would lead to more evil down the road." Xena takes a sip of her tea. "Very good tea. Anyway, I needed a few legendary artifacts to carry out this plan. Some people said the way I got them wasn't right, and that's what my attackers claimed. I politely tried to explain that a few sacrifices could be tolerated if it made life better for everyone, but they didn't listen. Hence, a massive fight that lead to me ending up here."