Guilty as charged.~
The Scrapscallion can't even get incidentally kidnapped without getting recognized. Such is the curse of famously rugged good looks...
What does he do? He starts the game off with a full house.
A full house of trump cards.
"Am I still looking? That all depends..." He cocked a knowing eyebrow at the Paladin. "...if I've found the ponies keeping her."