I tend to have a pretty high score on today's game. My score is currently relatively low, but that's only because I moved a couple years back. In my last place, I eventually learned that pancake syrup does eventually go off if left in the pantry for long enough. Not harmful, but it tasted weird enough that I checked the date and was shocked to find it had expired 5 years prior.

Undisputed winner in our family is my grandmother, who had just the situation in the comic. When we cleared out her pantry after she passed in the mid 2000s we found cans of beans from the 1980s in there. I'm amazed the cans didn't launch themselves out and go hopping down the road.