Questionable Content XV: I HAVE MORE QUESTIONS! I Told You This Thread Was Weird

[Willie the Duck]

Half of all country song lyrics I hear on the radio amount to:

"My baby done left me up in Tennessee
Now I'm here in Texas as drunk as I can be.
My dog done died my truck broke down my boss says I'm a bum.
Etc"

Well, with the advent of self-driving cars, I'm sure soon enough there will be songs about how 'my tuck done left me up in Tennessee.'
*pretty sure I heard that one on this site, but I don't know who to credit.