Campaign Quotes, No Context Edition VII: (Edited for less context)

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Paladin, INT 8: <Hands wizard his holy book> "<Wizard> can you tutor me in my religion."

Cleric: "What happens if we put that stone to flesh ointment on this pebble here?"

Paladin: "So the Shield Guardian speaks any language, right. So if I make up a language, then he will know it?"

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Evil Wizard's Apprentice: "Can I have my master's magic staff back?"

Wizard: <Makes a deception roll> "No, it is cursed."

Paladin: "Crap, give it to me quick, and I'll break it over my knee!"

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Goblin Alchemist: "I want to drink the water."

DM: "The water is stagnant and full of bloat fly larva."

Cleric: "So it's Goblin Bubble-tea?"

Goblin Alchemist: "I drink some now, and I save some for later."

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DM: <At a convention> "You are new to the Pathfinder society." <Welcome speech> "Do you ask any questions?"

Cleric: "Why did you assemble an adventuring party with only two clerics of Sarenrae, we would be much better off with a full party of us!"