DnD Head Canons

[AlignmentDebate]

Like some other people said, elves are idiots who take over 100 years to attain basic competence in anything.

Also, from reading the linked thread just now:

If anyone has read forgotten realms literature, you will know that most species of Elves spend their first century learning about their culture and their interests. For example, the drow of Faerun send their young to academies for many years before they are a true part of society.

You know, drow society suddenly makes a lot more sense when you realize that they all spent decades in high school.