Cadswallow:
The shield stops his shot.
"Who dares interrupt my- oh....what in the blazes are you two supposed to be? Rules? Come now your cretinous churls, the rules of Planetary Pool are already set: I knock planets around using moons as cueballs. When they fall into a star or a black hole, I score a point. And everyone else......uuuuuuuuuh.....bugger them."
He spreads his long lanky arms
"There perfectly fair as all things should be. How could it possibly get any fairer?"