Empire

[Trog]

*Miracle Max comes out of the tent hitching up his trousers in a decidedly hurried fashion.*

What's this now? We won?!? HOT DAMN!! Does that mean I can finally hang up my knight's armor? Cuz this cod piece *bangs on crotch with a hollow metallic sound BONG BONG* is really cutting into the Miracles of Max's love life.

*wanders over to the cliff edge*

Good riddance you bastards! Go hump the plague! Fah! Or whatever it is you rats and kids do nowadays for jollies. I don't know. The hell with you. And to hell with this!

*whips codpiece over the cliff edge as well then examines himself with a brightening expression*

Honey! Max is ready again! *turns to camera and shrugs* Two in one day. At my age that's miracle enough.

*Scampers through the clearing and goes inside and zips up the tent*